Monday, April 20, 2009

Uncorn Apocalypse reveals opening-day roster

TORONTO - In a highly anticipated announcement, the Unicorn Apocalypse revealed its 2009 roster on Monday. The former KGB All-Stars remain largely unchanged from a season ago, and expectations are high after the team made it all the way to the Championship Final in the Fall season.

3 Jeff Garritsen
4 Caitlin Brandon
5 Ian Van Den Hurk
7 Kathleen "Hit Kat" Hume
8 Alison McKenzie
11 Ian "Doc" Denomme
12 Dan Dedic
17 Noah "Big Cat" Grunier
19 Matt Larkin
66 Chelsea Larkin
75 Greg Sharp*
83 Simon Dauphnee
84 Mike Szarka
96 Anne Morello#

*Denotes rookie
#Will begin the season in AAA

1 comment:

  1. Oooooh, i can't wait guys. i want to see victory after victory after victory. no one likes a loser team.
    PS: can i buy a jersey even if i'm not playing...this year?

    J

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